7 Signs your date’s brain is in his Pants!

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1- All his emoticons on your Whatsapp messages has a wink face or a devil one rather than an innocent smiley face even if you are talking about serious stuff.

2- He compliments your body in a way that makes you feel good about yourself to boost your confidence and open up your arms wide to him. He never praises your brains, Masters Degree or the new entrepreneurship project you’ve just launched.

3- He talks about his cute daughter from a nasty ex or his super lovable dog to make you think he has a soft, cute side and open up to him.

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4- He talks to your b00'bs and ignores your eyes most of the time.

5- He complains about how lonely he will be when traveling alone next weekend followed by a naive question on what your plans are next weekend.

6- He never discusses politics, world hunger and of course religion. He prefers soft core films and bad women who prefer p@nties to thongs.

7- He never compliments your hair or your new shoes, he rather compliments how you look in those pants when he is walking behind you.