PHOTO: SHOCKING: ANOTHER FEMALE KIDNAPPER SET ABLAZE, (graphic photos+VIDEO)

The pics from this scene is so gory, I don’t know if I should share it. The woman pictured above was accused of attempting to kidnap three primary school pupils in the Ekoro area of Abule-Egba, Lagos yesterday . Eye-witnesses claim the woman stopped the kids, who were aged 7-10 years as they were going to school, and asked to take them to school.

Then a female hawker in the area, suspecting the woman was up to no good, alerted others in the area who then surrounded the woman and started asking her questions. They say the woman claimed they were her children but couldn’t give their names and the direction she was taking them wasn’t where their school was…plus the children said they didn’t know her and before anyone could stop it, they descended on the woman. Beating her to a stupor and then setting her ablaze.

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Men's secrets:5 SURE WAYS TO GET A WOMAN TO HAVE S*X WITH YOU!

1.Be Attentive
S*x is a journey, not a destination. It’s time to realize that the real goal of s*x is to satisfy the other person. Some younger guys haven’t yet figured one out; they see s*x as a way to pleasure themselves, as in, a selfish act. An older woman knows how to have an orgasm (plenty of 20-something women have never had one). If you learn to focus on satisfying your partner first, you’ll find that s*x will become a more fulfilling experience for both partners.

2.Be Honest
Once you jump into bed with an older woman, forget about trying to manipulate her with your disingenuous promises. Be upfront about who you are and what you want, including if you are looking for a relationship or just a hookup. She knows all the games guys play — she just wants honesty.

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3.Don’t Be An Assh*le
Kindness rules with older women. While some men seem to think nice guys finish last, you will not be successful with an older woman by acting like a prick. These women are done with bad boys, so be your most gentlemanly self.

4.Confidence
This is the one thing you can fake if you must. Confidence is especially important for an older woman. She wants someone who is sure of himself. Regardless of whether or not you feel completely secure, act the part. Say things that exude your confidence and walk into a room with your head held high.

5.Discretion
Older women expect the details of their s*xcapades to remain secret. They don’t feel the need to brag to their friends, so if you’re still acting like a frat boy, high-fiving your bros after each lay, she’ll pick up on your immature attitude toward s*x. She’ll move on to the next young stud who’s more responsive to her needs for discretion.

It should come as no surprise that older women come with a lot of wisdom. Many have spent some time alone, and they may prefer solidarity as an alternative to dealing with someone who doesn’t treat them with the utmost respect. By this point in their lives, they know both what they want and what they don’t.

10 Ways To Tell That She is "Faking It"...

1. Notice how heavy she is breathing. org@sms are very intense, so it is nearly impossible for women to maintain their regular breathing patterns. If you are trying to figure out how to know if she’s faking it, keep in mind that natural breathing usually indicates that she hasn’t had an org@sm.

2. Pay attention to how many org@sms she has. Although multiple org@sms are possible, they aren’t all that likely. If you’re trying to learn how to know if she’s faking it, notice whether or not she has multiple org@sms every time and if so, know that it’s probably not real.

ALSO:Has My Woman Been “Faking It” In The Bedroom This Entire Time?!….Advice needed.

3. See how long it takes her to function regularly. This can be one of the easiest ways to learn how to know if she’s faking it. An org@sm can really drain a woman’s energy. If she gets out of bed and goes back to her daily life only moments later, she’s probably faking.

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4. Take note of how long her org@sm lasts. Since org@sms only last for a few seconds, she shouldn’t claim that hers last for minutes at a time. If you are trying to determine how to know if she’s faking it, remember that the length of her org@sm can tell a lot.

5. Consider whether she seems to be acting. If it feels like you’re having s3x with a p0'rn star, there’s a good chance she’s not being genuine. Unless she knows you love her to be loud when you have s3x, this can be one of the easiest ways to know if she’s faking it.

6. Notice if you feel any contractions. If you really are wondering how to know if she’s faking it, this is important to keep in mind. Any time a woman org@sms, you will feel her v@gina contracting, even if it’s not very strong.

7. Pay attention to her body temperature. One of the easiest ways how to know if she’s faking it is to see if she feels really warm afterwards. Also be sure to notice if her cheeks have a red, flushed appearance.

Has My Woman Been “Faking It” In The Bedroom This Entire Time?!....Advice needed.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard men say “If my woman was faking it, I’d know!”
Oh yeah, I’m sure you would.

As admirable as it is that men so confidently believe they know just how their women think & feel, or more importantly, that they definitely satisfy her in bed, the truth is women fake org@sms. Actually, about 99% will admit to at least faking it more than once, and for some, it’s all the time. And almost always, men can’t tell the difference.

Although women are a lot more vocal about their s3x lives now in the 21st Century, many women don’t feel comfortable telling a man how they like things done in bed, let alone admitting that he really isn’t doing it for her at all, because the truth is, women understand just how fragile the male ego really is. Men would like to believe that when they are making love to a woman, they’re giving her the best experience of her life, every single time or at least that they’ve satisfied her better than a previous partner ever could. And most are even convinced that they know the signs; one being how ‘dripping wet’ she becomes (which is hardly an indicator just to let you know!)

Knowing all this, how does one then begin to confess that they didn’t org@sm this time, or – for at least 10% of all women- never org@sm at all?
Wait, so do you mean to say some women never org@sm at all? Yes, that is exactly what I said. It’s called anorg@smia, the inability to reach org@sm either by any means or during certain s3xual situations, and believe me when I say, it’s actually quite normal.

At this point, you’re probably asking why would she fake it?
The reasons could be endless, but there are a few common reasons.
1.) She’s tired, and wants nothing more than for it to be over and you to get off her.
2.) She may feel guilty that she’s taking too long, so faking it will give you the signal that you no longer have to work on it.
3.) She wasn’t in the mood in the first place, but to avoid any arguments or unnecessary tension, she just decided to go along with it.
4.) She’s mad at you, maybe not mad enough to tell you, but just know she’s cussing you in her mind and smiling about how you are such an idiot you can’t tell the difference.
5.) You just don’t turn her own. Your beer gut and smelly breath makes her cringe everytime but maybe she loves you too much to hurt your feelings, or doesn’t love you at all and has her own ulterior motives, so she’ll pretend to enjoy it and end it with an Oscar-winning climax.

So where do we go from here?

You’ve just figured out your girlfriend or wife has probably been faking it this entire time, do you ask her about it? Do you beat yourself up for being the worst lover possible on the face of the planet? Do you now swear off women forever and move into a cave in the mountains?
The latter would probably be extremely difficult for most, but what you can do is your research to find out other ways you can stimulate your woman, or perhaps try asking her what she likes next time, if at the very least, she’ll know you care enough about her to put in the effort of helping her achieve a REAL one.

by Brenda K

Pr0'stitute Steals Man’s $25K Rolex Watch And Hides It In Her v@gina [See Photo]

Shacarye Tims is a New York lady who stole an Australian tourist’s $25,000 (£15,600) Rolex in her private after convincing him to take it off during a massage.

She then started complaining that Brenton Price’s luxury time piece was scratching her as she rubbed him down in his room at the Holiday Inn hotel.

As soon as he removed the watch and placed it by the bedside, she then took Rolex and hide into her private.

It was only when Price turned around that he realised Tims had stolen the watch and she made a dash for it, police said.

He then chased and caught Tims, who reportedly unleashed a flurry of blows at him.

Tims then allegedly owned up to the theft and pulled out the Rolex, which had been hidden in her body.

What It's Really Like to Be a S3x Worker and a Mother (NSFW).....My story!

Bonnie, 39, is a mother of three. She's also been a s3x worker since the age of 18. Photographer Marie Hald followed her as she went to work and came home to her kids. Bonnie "pays taxes and is registered as a business, though she is in trouble with the IRS and has been to prison more than once," Hald writes. Bonnie is more upset about how her work affects her children though:



"The older children know what her profession is, and so does their school, the community and so on. It is not easy for Oliver and Michella and Michella has been called names and asked how much her mother costs. That made her very upset." See more of Hald's photos below:

BIZARRE PHOTOS: Horrific Snake Bite Causes Girl’s Leg To Shrivel And Turn Black After Venom Causes Necrosis

This horrific picture shows a young girl’s leg that has shrivelled and turned completely black after being bitten by a snake.
The snake’s venom caused severe necrosis – the premature death of cells.
This caused the tissue in her leg to die, leaving it withered and rotten.
The 13 year old girl suffered severe necrosis – the premature death of cells – due to a snake bite that was treated with local indigenous remedies for a month before she was brought to a hospital in Carcaras
The 13-year-old girl, who is unidentified, was first treated by remedies from the indigenous culture she was from, according to a photograph posted on Instagram by the username ‘juventudmedica’.


A month later she was eventually brought to Carcaras, Venezuela,for medical treatment.
One doctor, who has seen the photograph, told MailOnline the girl will need her leg amputated but is still likely to die from the snake venom.
Dr Arun Ghosh, a private GP in Liverpool, said: ‘Snake venom is very complicated and depends on the species of snake.
‘But the picture shows clearly severe tissue necrosis that will need amputation, though she still may die from this due to the nature of the poison.
‘The whole lower leg is black, it’s spreading up. Looking at the rest of her body she’s showing signs of muscle wastage from the poison. Her other leg is thin. It’s likely she will still die.’
He added that the necrosis has led to a condition called rhabdomyolysis, in which muscle tissue will begin to die throughout the body.
Rhabdomyolysis can result in damage to the kidneys, which coupled with low blood pressure, can lead to kidney failure and even death if left untreated, he said.
Being treated with local remedies probably meant she was given antibiotics, but not treatment to adequately control poisoning from the snake venom, which contains agents that paralyse the nerves and cause the blood to clot.
Dr Ghosh said: ‘This girl has had classic rural treatment which is often only able to treat local infection secondary to the bite (at best say equal to antibiotics).
‘But she is unlikely to have received anti-venom treatment (which entails giving  treatment to stop blood clotting) to keep her blood flowing through her body.’
The photograph’s caption said the girl also suffered a broken elbow from the incident with the snake.
The bite caused a laceration to the artery in her leg and the resulting bleeding led to what’s known as ‘compartment syndrome’.
This is a serious condition when pressure within a compartment such as the leg causes a decrease in blood supply to the affected muscles

-234pulse

7 Things Every Nekked Man Wants to Hear!

1."Your chest/stomach/back is amazing." Hey, we're not working out for our health. Well, actually we are working out for our health, but we're also working out because we want you to notice the little muscles sprouting up under our skin.

2."There's not an imperfection on your body." If you can't figure out exactly where to direct your compliment, this Hail Mary approach works just fine. Actually, it works even better.

3."Tell me what you like." This tells us that you're willing to try new things, and that you want our s3x life to be experimental. And trust me—if you try your guy's kinky suggestions, he'll try yours.

4."That's one handsome p3nis." There's something about an absurd compliment that feels totally sincere, like there's no possible way you're just quoting something you heard in a romcom. So feel free: We accept all forms of bizarre flattery relating to any part of our body or s3xual performance. Plus you'll introduce a little humor, and that's never a bad thing.

SEE ALSO:VIDEO + PHOTOS: Cheating Nigerian Wife Caught In The Act and Forced To Have S3x With Her Boyfriend In Public [GRAPHIC JUNGLE JUSTICE]
5."You can do whatever you want." A line like this is guaranteed to make a man's mind wander to some amazing places. Of course—only say it if you mean it (and totally trust this guy).

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6."I have a c0'ndom." There's not a damn thing wrong with a woman who can take charge of her s3xual health. It lets us know that when we sleep with you, we're not sle'eping with all the other men you've slept with.

7."You feel so good ins!de me." The average guy knows he's working with average sized equipment. But he wants to believe that he's using that equipment in such an extraordinary way that you're never left wishing he had another inch or two to work with. So yeah, a little reassurance is nice.

VIDEO + PHOTOS: Cheating Nigerian Wife Caught In The Act and Forced To Have S3x With Her Boyfriend In Public [GRAPHIC JUNGLE JUSTICE]

See some of the barbaric act going on in Nigeria,

A cheating wife was caught in the act with her boyfriend by her husband and the people in the community took justice into their hands by forcing the cheating partners to have s3x in public while they watch.

The husband who couldn’t watch, walked away from the scene to throw away the properties of his cheating wife from his house. This jungle justice happened in the Eastern part of Nigeria.

For Women – 5 Reasons Your Husband Is Not Giving You s*x Anymore!

1. Physical Problems Can Make a Husband Not Want s3x
If he will, get him to talk to the doctor. Some medications can lower his s3x drive. He could also have low testosterone. In other cases, their s3x drive is lower because the husband has had impotence issues and he’s afraid to try again. Impotence, though, can be a signal that there is a circulatory problem, and often is a sign that heart disease, diabetes, or kidney disease may be starting. So a doctor’s visit is definitely in order!

In most cases of younger men with decreased l!bido, though, it’s not a physical issue. It’s more likely an emotional/psychological one. Let’s start with these issues.

2. Stress/Emotional Problems Can Lower a Guy’s s3x Drive
In this economy, many men don’t feel like men anymore because they can’t provide for their families well. If this is the case, go out of your way to show your husband you do appreciate him and you do look up to him. But whatever you do, don’t baby him. If he’s feeling emasculated already, he doesn’t want you trying to make it better or fix it for him. Show him you think he’s capable. Be a listening ear, but don’t be his nurse.

In a similar way, we can undermine our husbands with the way we talk without realizing it. I know many good, Christian women who belittle their husbands in public quite a bit without apparently cluing in to what they’re doing. When you open up your mouth to say something about your husband to others, make sure it’s laudatory. Praise him in some way. If he’s telling a story and he’s getting it wrong, don’t correct him all the time. Let it go. And when you’re alone, make sure that you express gratitude as much as you express criticism. Even more. I have known men who have withdrawn s3xually simply because they had ceased to feel like men in the relationship. The woman had taken over everything.

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3. Lack of Friendship Can Quench Desire
Often when there is a problem in the marriage it shows up in the bedroom. But because the SYMPTOM is in the bedroom, we often think the SOLUTION is too. So we concentrate on solutions that have to do with s3x–buying lingerie, playing risque games, getting toys, trying new things.

In reality, often the solution is found outside the bedroom. s3x embodies our spiritual, emotional, and relational selves. What I often suggest to women whose husband have a low s3x drive that isn’t due to a physical problem or stress is that you work on your friendship. Spend more time together. Take a walk after dinner. Find a hobby you can enjoy together. Do something that he likes, even if you don’t (like watch hockey games) simply so you can be together.

Often couples get into a rut where they spend their lives doing errands and watching TV. That isn’t going to help your relationship. If you want to spice things up, don’t look at the bedroom. Look at the gym. Or the ice rink. Or the restaurant. Do stuff together. Cultivate a real relationship. Start talking again.

Often this helps you feel connected, and then, even if the s3x doesn’t always follow, at least you feel more kindly towards each other.

4. p0'rnography Use Can Obliterate a Man’s Desire for His Wife
The main culprit of a low male s3x drive, though, of course, is p0'rnography. The more men are into p0'rnography, the less they are into s3x in real life. p0'rn trains the brain to be aroused by an image, and not a relationship, and is extremely destructive. p0'rn is not harmless; the effects of p0'rn are really far-reaching. If your husband is into p0'rnography, get help! Talk to a pastor. Talk to a mentor. It’s not okay to be a p0'rn addict. It’s not harmless. It just isn’t.

p0'rnography and m@sturbation go hand in hand. If he is using p0'rn, he’s also m@sturbating and thus getting rid of his s3xual tension in another way. He’s also less likely to be able to get in the mood with a real, live person, like you. So if this is the issue, it must be addressed. I’ve written before on this topic, on how to recover from a p0'rnography addiction. I think it will help. And I have lots more links to other posts on the subject here.

5. Maybe There is No Reason for His Low s3x Drive
Finally, for some men, there simply won’t be a reason that he doesn’t want to make love. You have a higher s3x drive than he does. Maybe it’s even as if your husband has no s3x drive and never wants to have s3x! Think about it this way: in any given population, some men will be really short, and some really tall. Some will have really big hands, and some really small ones. We vary, and some people are on the extremes. By definition, 5% of men will have abnormally low s3x drives without any apparent problem or cause. It’s just the way they are.

What do you do? Accept him, and more than ever, work on your friendship. Make sure there is goodwill between you, that you can laugh together, that you can do things together. The more you laugh, the more you’re able to talk, and you can share with him how you feel. Just because he has a low s3x drive, for instance, doesn’t mean that he can’t make love. He can! And he can even increase his s3x drive by making love more frequently (the use it or lose it phenomenon), and even by exercising and building muscle, which builds testosterone levels, too. If he lays off the beer, that can also help, because beer has a chemical that acts in the body in a similar way to estrogen.

But more than anything, you’ll just have to learn that this is the man you married. Get your peace in God, work in your friendship so you don’t feel emotionally rejected, and learn to love him anyway.

Madness:Boy, 9, and his 62-year-old bride who has children TRIPLE his age, renew their marriage vows

HARD TO BELIEVE BUT TRUE.

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Boy, nine, and his 62-year-old bride who has children TRIPLE his age, renew their marriage vows.
(ACTUAL DATE:21 Jul 2014)

‪#‎Saneie‬ Masilela from South Africa, repeated his vows alongside his wife in a traditional second ceremony to make their marriage official

‪#‎Helen‬ Shabangu, the bride, had her first husband and five children attend

‪#‎The‬ couple first married one year ago after Saneie claimed his dead ancestors told him to wed

‪#‎His‬ family defended the union saying it’s a ritual and not legally binding

A nine-year-old schoolboy has become one of the world’s youngest grooms for the second time – marrying his 62-year-old wife again.

Looking a little taller in last year’s silver tuxedo, baby faced Saneie Masilela clutched the hand of Helen Shabangu as they repeated their vows one year on.

The second marriage ceremony was this time held at the home of the blushing bride in Ximhungwe in Mpumalanga, South Africa, in front of around 100 guests.
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Nine-year-old schoolboy, Saneie Masilela and his 62-year-old bride Helen Shabangu, wore traditional attire as they renewed their wedding vows in South Africa +10
Nine-year-old schoolboy, Saneie Masilela and his 62-year-old bride Helen Shabangu, wore traditional attire as they renewed their wedding vows in South Africa
The duo first married one year ago, but they decided to follow through with South African traditions which involves a second ceremony to make the marriage official +10
The duo first married one year ago, but they decided to follow through with South African traditions which involves a second ceremony to make the marriage official
Wide-eyed residents looked on as the married mother-of-five shared a piece of cake, a toast and even a kiss with her young groom Sanele – and long-term husband Alfred Shabangu, 66.

Last year the boy, from nearby Tshwane, tied the knot with bride Helen after claiming he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed.

Shockingly his family took the message from the heavens seriously and hurriedly forked out £500 for the bride and a further £1,000 for the big day.

But little Sanele -the youngest of five children – wouldn’t rest until the couple followed through with South African traditions insisting they have the second ceremony to make their marriage official.

Despite stunned villagers branding the act ‘sickening’ the boy’s family defended the union saying it was just a ritual and not legally binding.


Last year the bride and groom tied the knot after Saneie claimed he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed and his family took the message from the heavens very seriously +10
Last year the bride and groom tied the knot after Saneie claimed he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed and his family took the message from the heavens very seriously
Helen’s husband of 30 years, Alfred Shabangu, 66, (right) and their five children, aged between 38 and 28, all attended the ceremony +10
Helen’s husband of 30 years, Alfred Shabangu, 66, (right) and their five children, aged between 38 and 28, all attended the ceremony
Alfred said that he and his childrne were happy about the marriage: ‘we don’t have a problem with her marrying the boy – and I don’t care what other people say’ +10
Alfred said that he and his childrne were happy about the marriage: ‘we don’t have a problem with her marrying the boy – and I don’t care what other people say’
Sanele’s 47-year-old mum, Patience Masilela said: ‘Sanele was fine and he was happy about the ceremony last year and it what he wanted – he was not shy.’



‘He was just happy to get married, very excited and was not embarrassed about it. So much so he wanted to do it again.

‘After the wedding last year people keep asking them question like will they live together, sleep together, have babies but I keep telling them that after the wedding everything went back to normal nothing changed.

‘Sanele moved to Venda not long after the wedding because he wanted to learn a new language, but they are very close.

Sanele’s 47-year-old mum, Patience Masilela, insists that the marriage is simply symbolic and not legally binding and that her son is very happy about the arrangement +10
Sanele’s 47-year-old mum, Patience Masilela, insists that the marriage is simply symbolic and not legally binding and that her son is very happy about the arrangement
The young groom said he hoped to have a proper wedding to a woman his own age when he was older +10
The young groom said he hoped to have a proper wedding to a woman his own age when he was older
‘Our families are very close. It was nice celebrate with a wedding once more, it was after all a calling from the ancestors.

‘By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family.’

The widow, who works at a recycling centre, added : ‘I didn’t have a problem with it because I know it’s what the ancestors wanted and it would make them happy.’

Young groom Sanele said he hoped he would have a proper wedding to a woman his own age when he was older.

‘I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to,’ he said.

‘I’m happy that I married Helen – but I will go to school and study hard. When I’m older I will marry a lady my own age.

Sanele and his bride did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together. Both have gone back to their normal lives +10
Sanele and his bride did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together. Both have gone back to their normal lives
The groom’s mother (right) strongly believes that the duos’ unity is a necessity and a ‘calling from the ancestors’, saying: ‘If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family’ +10
The groom’s mother (right) strongly believes that the duos’ unity is a necessity and a ‘calling from the ancestors’, saying: ‘If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family’
‘I chose Helen because I love her and although we don’t live together all the time we meet at the dumping site where my mother works regularly.’

Old enough to be his grandmother, bride Helen, whose children are aged between 38 and 28, yesterday said she was still happy with the arrangement.

The recycling worker- who donned the same dress – said: ‘I’m very happy that the boy chose me and my family support and understand that it is part of making ancestors happy.

‘One day Sanele would grow normally and have family of his own and get married one day, all this ceremony is for making ancestors happy. We are playing.’

Sanele and his bride did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together.

Both have gone back to their normal lives.

Helen’s husband of 30 years and builder Alfred, attended both wedding ceremonies along with the couples five children.

The 67-year-old added: ‘My kids and I are happy because we don’t have a problem with her marrying the boy – and I don’t care what other people say.’

CRAZY:Another couple hold a totally NEKKED Wedding in Scotland! PHOTOS+VIDEO INCLUDED

Ubu bukwe bukaba bwubatse amateka, aho abageni bava iwabo bambaye ubusa bakajya gusezerana imbere y’Imana bambaye ubusa, umukozi w’Imana akabazeseranya bambaye ubusa, bakajya no kwiyakira bambaye ubusa. Ibi byabereye muri Scotland ariko siho honyine kuko mu minsi yashize no mu gihugu cya Australia mu Mujyi wa Melbourne naho byahabaye.

Another Boyfriend Expos.ed Sugar mummy’s video + pics online after sweet bed time(21+)

Sometimes, if you prove to be wise it may lead you to some place  either negatively or positively. Sugar mummy did not want her boyfriend to married and treat  to hurt him if he try to quite, so the guy now exposed her online to break the relationship. what a shame, see one of their event.

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10 Things Every Woman Should Do In Her Twenties!

1. Date, or even just have s3x with, a ridiculously hot guy. I mean, or fall in love with him? But you probably won't, because there is a good chance he will want to talk about the plot of his novel or how much he loved being on a commune or some other bullshit like that.

2. Go abroad. Ultimately, spending money on experiences is more important in your 20s than spending it on stuff. Exposing yourself to a different culture will make you a better, more broad-minded person, plus the FOOD, GUYS.

3. Wear crazy neon crop tops to music festivals. Now's the time.

4. Take a lot of Instagram pictures. 'Tis the age for many unabashed selfies, so that when your adult child is spoon-feeding you Yankee Beans in the nursing home, have proof that you were once dewy-skinned and had a life.

5. Pick up a sport you've never played before, even if you suck at it. That way you don't have to drag yourself to yoga as often, you can meet a new bunch of people to drink with, and you can buy cute sneakers.

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6. Eat whatever. Literally whatever. I have thought about mainlining super-cheesy, super-carby lasagna bolognese with more depth and nuance than I have thought about loved ones. Ignore the nutritional label and don't look back. EVER.

7. Drink a lot of green juice. Not to lose weight, but to balance out the bolognese. It probably sounds like it tastes like the Jolly Green Giant's jizz, but it's shockingly energy-boosting when fresh.

8. Spend time with your parents. Because they're getting older and you don't want to regret not doing it down the line.

9. Read Edith Wharton books. Specifically The Touchstone and New York Stories, because they're all about twentysomething men being weak and wishy-washy and women being smarter and more interesting than them. Also, ballgowns.

10. Keep a journal/sketchbook/scrapbook. Think about how much you are drinking in this decade. You'll want to remember things, and it will be hard if you don't keep some kind of record.

-cosmo

6 Things Guys Think When They See You Nekked ...

You've been seeing each other for a few weeks. You packed your toothbrush in hopes this date leads to an overnighter. So, what does he think when he sees you nekked for the first time?

1."She looks amazing."
It doesn't matter how many other women a guy has seen nekked. The first time you get undressed in front of him he's going to respond like a kid unwrapping a Christmas present. He's likely been wondering what you look like nekked for quite some time, and no matter how much he's thought of it the reality is always going to be better than the fantasy.

2."Keep your sh*t together."
There may be some anxiety on the guy's end. He may temporarily become self-conscious about his own body issues (yes, we have those too) or worry about his ability to perform at peak stamina or skill. He may also be a bit over-excited by seeing you nekked for the first time and doesn't want to give that away either.

3."Take a mental snapshot."
He's going to want to remember this. If he forgets in the mind-blowing, glorious moment that is seeing you nekked for the first time, he will get around to taking a mental snapshot sometime soon. This isn't a casual, "Hope I remember this." It's him summoning some foreign aspect of his brain that acts as a camera to insure he doesn't forget the shape of your body.

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4."Those are amazing br3asts/n!pples."
Each pair of br3asts are unique. Maybe one of your br3asts is smaller than the other. Or you have very long n!pples. Or surprisingly large areolae. Whatever it may be that the guy notices as "different" is not bad! In fact, new is often good and exciting. Just don't be surprised if your new guy seems to focus more of his attention there that night rather than other parts of your body. What may be your insecurity, might just be his favorite thing.

5."What in the world is that tattoo doing there?"
If you have a hidden tattoo on, say, your bikini line his mind will immediately go to it and try to figure it out. The fact that you got it in an area you normally keep covered makes us think there's some deeper message attached, one that you wouldn't want people asking you about when they saw it on your arm, for example. Don't be surprised if he asks you within the hour after he first sees it; he's been trying to figure it out since the moment he laid eyes on it.

6."Oh man, I'm lucky."
I have never met a man who sees someone nekked for the first time and turns to his friend the next day and says, "Her body was not nearly what I was hoping it would be." Quite the opposite. The first, second, and millionth time you strip down in front of him he will be counting his lucky stars. So don't worry about a thing; he's going to be excited to see you in all your glory.

Woman Raises Money for Giant V@gina Statue in Protest of Texas Ab0rtion Laws

Texas lawmakers have made it incredibly difficult for residents to get an ab0'rtion. One woman hopes to protest that by building a six-foot-tall v@gina and raising money for ab0'rtions [via Salon]. The woman, who is only going by "Chloe," has started a Kickstarter that will fund the creation of a person-sized vu'lva (that will be to scale!) to raise awareness for the issues women in the state are facing.

Chloe's project has already received more than enough funding to er3ct the v@gina statue. Any money she gets from here on out will go toward funding ab0'rtions for women in need. Feel free to donate some money to the cause; the project doesn't end until December. And, if you donate more than $5,000, you get to keep the statue. I'm sure a giant, anatomically correct v@gina would look good in anyone's living room.

Thoughts you should never share with your man!

Communication between you and your partner shouldn’t be strained, you should be open, say what you feel so you both can be on the same page.

But some things should never be said, that is because these things can affect your relationship in negative ways and eventually break it. Here are some of those things you should never utter to your man or woman.

1.You and your ex; Whatever worked with your ex or didn’t work with your ex shouldn’t be said to your present partner. Leave the past in the past, because really what happens when you do these things is that your partner becomes really angry and jealous and this is not healthy.

2.The S3x; Of course, you can discuss what you want In the bedroom and what you aren’t comfortable with. But don’t tell your man, “your something is too small” or your woman, “You just sleep there like a log of wood”. Find a sensitive and nice way to convey whatever it is you are feeling.

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3.You’re fat; No, No and No. this doesn’t work in anyway. Women especially don’t exactly feel comfortable hearing this from their men, it takes away their self confidence and replaces it with insecurity and hurt.

4.I need to spend time away from you; there is never a nice way to say this, you might think since you aren’t asking for space in the real sense, but have you considered how much it might hurt to hear your partner whom you love so much and love spending time with, tell you your presence is beginning to bore them?

GUYS, WOULD YOU CONFESS TO CHEATING?My Story and opinion....

I always hear people in relationship or marriage say that openness and full honesty is the way to go, and when I talk to most women, they tell me they would rather marry a man who would say the truth at all times, but there is a quote I saw somewhere, it says “A man who has never lied to a woman, has never respected her feelings”. So, these things could be conflicting, women want nothing but the whole truth, but men want to decide when to say the truth, and when to say ‘the whole truth’. So, the question I am asking today is; if you find yourself cheating or you have cheated on your wife, should you confess to her or just let it slide, especially after you’re through with the affair?

Let’s not pretend like we’re all angels here, men having an affair or a one night/afternoon stand for whatever reason happens all the time, even the most loyal of boyfriends/husbands do. I also know it can be prevented because I have seen men who never cheat on their wives, but if you do find yourself crumpled in someone else’s sheets one afternoon or night, don’t hate yourself for it, kick yourself, yes, but hate yourself? I don’t think so. You know some things just happen and we don’t see it coming until it’s too late.

Maybe recently, your bag of guilt has gotten heavier with each passionate night with your cheating partner, and now that you’ve decided to end it all and come clean; you should know that there’s more than a good bath that you’re going to need. Let’s face it. Your woman is not going to be pleased to hear of your affair, in fact, she would be rather pissed off, feel angered, repulsed and disgusted. But her final reaction, you can never tell, as some women will eventually forgive you and move on as if nothing happened while others would practically bring down hell and its fury.

Two of my female friends gave me their perspectives on this topic; I asked them what they would do if their man confessed to cheating. Note; confessed, not caught.

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Arit said she would explore why it happened – random encounter, long standing attraction…? Then get tested for STDs and take time away to process. The time away, she said would help her avoid completely emotional reactions, so that her final decision has input from both her head and heart.

Omoyeni said she would be very angry because he trusted him not to cheat on her, but then she might consider the fact that his coming around to confess and apologize meant he would be ready to make amends.

But here are my own opinions

    1.Weigh The Pros and Cons
As much as going ahead and reveal it all to your partner while kneeling down and she is sobbing is the right thing to do, you must ask yourself how you would be able to sleep at night if all you hear after the confession and after every argument or small fight is “cheater… cheater… cheater…” But here’s the thing, and I think it is personal. Would it be better to shut your mouth and avoid the cheater cries or would it be better to confess and live guilt free? Weigh the pros and cons around it and make up your own mind… you cheater!

2.Will Her Reaction Be Extreme?
It’s your wife or long term girlfriend we are talking about here, and I assume you would be able to guess how she is likely to react in such circumstance. Therefore, If you know or you think that are reaction would be extreme, you need to ask yourself if you are willing to risk your marriage or your relationship over a little fling or an affair that had already ended; of course you cheated and had an affair behind her back, but do you intend to do it again? Is your love deep enough to survive the confession to an affair? Is your partner understanding enough to accept your lack-of-s3xual-control and forgive you or would she try to get back at you by having an affair of her own? Or would she just want to end the relationship or marriage completely? The answers you get to these questions will indicate if you should give your confession a serious thought or not. I think confession is good and you should confess if you must, but it would be wiser to do so only if you know your relationship is strong enough to survive your screw up. Sometimes, locking away the guilt is way easier. It’s a sick thing to do, especially when your wife/girlfriend truly thinks you’re a saintly lover, but you’ll have to deal with it somehow.

3.Can You And Your Woman Put The Episode Behind?
I have actually seen and heard about few scenarios where a confession actually brought the partners closer in a relationship/marriage. But that would only happen if both of you are willing to put it behind as a bad memory. So you need to ask yourself how certain you are that your woman has a secret box in her head where she can stash all your filthy dirt away and not bring them out once in while whenever there is another issue not related to the confessed and discarded affair.

    4.Can You Live With The Guilt?
If you’re truly in love with your woman, you’re going to be terribly guilty when you cheat on her with another woman. So it all boils down to if you can really live with your guilt and lie in your partner’s arms after having s3x with someone else, If you can’t, I advise you confess. But if you can live with your guilt, then lock the secret away and don’t ever talk about it with anyone. You may feel uncomfortable for some time, and you may even have sudden urges to confess. But think of the damage it could cause and hold it back in. Promise yourself that you’re through with your cheating ways, and try to stay with only your woman from then on. It’s a mistake I believe you can make up for, somehow.

But for a moment let’s forget about the above considerations, there are times you definitely have to confess to cheating or else it will cost you more when bubble eventually bursts. Here are few examples of when you must confess your infidelity:

1.You side chic/one night stand threatens to blackmail you by any means, pictures, s3x videos and the likes, and you are sure she has the materials.
2.A close friend or family to your woman sees you and your cheating partner in a compromising position, in a compromising location.
3.When you pass on a s3xually transmitted disease to your woman who you know is surely loyal to you only.
4.When your woman walks in and finds you in bed or in a compromising position with your secretary or your cheating partner. I know some guys just like in Nollywood movies will say things like “this is not what it looks like, it is not what you think it is”  What does it look like to you?

5 Things You Can Learn from a First Kiss (and One You Can’t)

Here’s a quick guide on what to take away from that first sm00ch:
1) Is he confident—or just cavalier?
Everyone knows confidence is s3xy—as long as it’s not just blind c0'ckiness used willy-nilly on anyone and everyone. The first k!ss can help you separate the grounded and bold from the egomaniacs and braggadocios. How can you tell? Does he try to force the k!ss on you like he’s giving you a gift that he just KNOWS you’ll love? Not good. Or does he ease into it the way you put your arm around an old friend—warm, embracing, strong? That’s the confident guy you’re looking for.

2) Does he rush things?
There are people who relish the sweet, simple joys of life, slowing to savor the lilies along the way, and then there are some who simply mow down those lilies en route to whatever it is they think they’re seeking. First k!sses give you a good case study: Does he linger in the k!ss, drawing out its full erotic and emotional potential, or does he start rushing off to put a tongue in your ear or try to slide a hand up your shirt? Guys who are still thinking of s3xuality as “bases” and want to try to get home as soon as possible do not make up the world’s great lovers. You can weed them out with just one sm00ch.

3) Does he react to the signals you’re sending?
Good k!sses don’t follow a formula; they’re an impromptu and evolving dialogue, like an unrehearsed mambo between two professionals, pressed close together. In the act of each k!ss, we send dozens of micro-signs, alerting the person to how strongly to push or pull back, how to tilt and turn his head, how much tongue to share (if any), whether the rest of the body becomes part of the k!ss, and on and on. These signals are your body’s way of showing what it likes, but only some k!ssers will be able to notice and respond. What types of guys are those? Probably the kind who will notice your other preferences in life as well. But the guy who just keeps k!ssing his way, no matter what you do? Red light! Red light!

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4) Is he a full-body type (or just a one-point-of-contact guy)?
I’ve always believed that if the only point of contact in a k!ss is the lips, then you’re only getting the tip of the iceberg of pleasure. In my mind, k!sses can become transcendent by going 3-D, involving hands touching, bodies leaning, legs intertwining—creating co-efficients of pressure that are little dialogues or dances in themselves, both supportive to and part of the main dance of the k!ss. My belief is that when you k!ss someone who engages his whole body, it means he’s likely to engage it (and yours) in your horizontal exchanges as well. If he doesn’t, you risk having a one-point-of-contact man on your hands, and I think you know what that means…

5) Was he appreciative?
I know there are a lot of women out there who secretly like guys who remain a little aloof, somehow thinking that if the guy isn’t into it, he must be really special. But to me that’s a false premise; often the guy isn’t that into it because he’s simply emotionally closed or playing the field or even just trying to see how little effort he can get away with providing. Instead, I think you should try to find guys who you respect and who turn you on, but who are also really pumped up to be with you—and show it. So when you do end up making out with a guy for the first time, if he looks up starry-eyed, smiling, and maybe a little tongue-tied, you know he’s excited to be right there, right then—with you. And that’s a very good sign.

Finally the One Thing You Can’t (Necessarily) Tell: Will he be good in bed?
Yes, it’s commonly thought that the first k!ss tells you what you need to know about how a man will be in the sack, and, yes, all of of the indicators above (confidence, appreciation, attention-paying, not rushing, using the whole body) should convert to some degree, but s3x is still a wild card, and you really never know for sure. What you can find out is whether he’s likely to be terrible, because, obviously, if he’s flunking any of the 5 tests above, he’s not likely to be an A-student in bed. The reverse, though, is the problem: Just because he passed the k!ss with flying colors, I don’t think you can conclude he’ll be a great lay. He might be, but he might also get nervous, have issues, like different things than you do, etc. So while the k!ss can be a good way to weed out probable losers, it’s not quite a surefire way to pick winners. If only!

5 Times You Can — and Should — Ditch Your Br@..

#1. Getting ready in the morning.
Do your hair, makeup, coffee — the works — sans support, and only slip on your br@ right before you head out your door.

#2. Wearing a buttoned-up jean jacket.
The tight fit of the jacket gives you just enough support so you’re not all over the place, while denim’s semi-stiff fabric makes it pretty damn hard to see what’s going on underneath.

#3. Working sweater layers.
Slip a denim shirt under a cable-knit sweater on a cooler day. The tight knit of the sweater, combined with the chambr@y, will disguise the fact that there’s nothing underneath.

#4. Walking the dog.
Just slip on a sweatshirt and go. If anything is that detectable (and it shouldn’t be), the neighbors can deal.

#5. With Spanx.
Next time you’re wearing something so form-fitting it requires a body shaper, opt for one that covers your boobs and doesn’t have an underwire. The tight fabric will hold you in place while still giving your breasts more of a break than a br@ would.