The Many Different Kinds of P*nises You May Encounter in Your Lifetime….

It’s no secret that every man’s pen!s is a little bit different. The real question is this: How many kinds of pen!ses are there? We asked three experts: Ian Kerner, Ph.D., author of She Comes First; Debby Herbenick, Ph.D., a sexual health educator for the Kinsey Institute; and Joseph Alukal, M.D., assistant professor of urology and director of male reproductive health at NYU Langone Medical Center, for the downtown low-d0wn.
c!rcumcised pen!ses


Description: The skin covering the pen!s (a.k.a. the f0reskin) has been removed.
Fun fact: “This is the most common kind of pen!s in the United States: “About 90 percent of men over 20 are c!rcumcised,” says Alukal.
Tip: Previous research has found that c!rcumcised pen!ses can be less sensitive than unc!rcumcised ones (since they don’t have the sensitive f0reskin). But since you’re probably used to this kind of pen!s anyway, just proceed as per usual.
Unc!rcumcised pen!ses Description: The f0reskin is left intact.
Fun fact: Unc!rcumcised men have to work a bit h@rder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin.
Growers Description: pen!ses that are bigger when er3ct than they are flaccid.

Fun fact: An international Men’s Health survey found that 79 percent of men have growers.
Sh0w-ers

Description: pen!ses that stay more or less the same s!ze when er3ct as they are flaccid.
Fun fact: “No one knows why certain pen!ses function so differently,” says Alukal. But according to that same Men’s Health survey, 21 percent of men are the proud owners of Sh0w-ers.
Curved pen!ses

Reasons some(or should i say most) Nigerian & Kenyan women will remain single forever….

You may have to excuse my language but either way,i will speak up.Am in a “matatu” on my way to work and i sit next to two pretty ladies.I mean so pretty that my l3sbian buttons were almost switched on.They are already in the middle of a conversation and y’all be rest assured that whenever two or more ladies are gathered,there has to be a talk of either fashion or relationship stuff.Thank God this time it was about relationships;the kind of men they would and wouldn’t date…!Anywho,their sob story reminded me of a person who has been gunning presidency for the past 12 or so years.And each year,he gives the same old excuses while constantly criticizing the government with nothing to show for it.Now,here are some of the reasons our so pretty ladies may end up single forever!

1.They want rich men in exchange for beauty.

If you have this description of the man you want in life,i am talking to you:”A man who will take care of me,take me for vacations,take me shopping at woolsworth,dubai and all the nice shopping sprees,bla bla bla…”And in return what does he get?s3x and hanging out with pretty you??Come on wake up and go hand the devil some air conditioner because it seems hell is too hot for him!You will age with time and all that glamor will fade but what about his money?All things constant,it will increase.So you pack your bags swry and go back to that bed sitter of yours in Kayole because in most cases this kind of man is either;

Too busy,

Taken,

G@y,

Or simply out of your league.

2.Too much celebrity gossip.

You think you are smart and intelligent??So does that girl from pondamali primary school in your village who gets staright A’s every end of term.For Christ’s sake quit watching too many reality shows.It’s 90% scripted and even if it were real,have you ever seen any of them riding to work in a matatu?I mean,do they even work?Did i hear a yes??Ofcourse not so al let NO for the answer.Girls from all the posh places y’all need to give us a break with this one!

3.Too much make up.

I have a huge problem with this one.Ladies,ladies,ladies!Where did you learn your make up skills?Shokereria beauty college?If you can’t do it right,leave it to those who can.Looking like flour splashed on you when making pan cakes for breakfast is not a good sight at all.And actually in most cases,men don’t even like that shit so how about a natural look and you good to go?…You’ll thank me later.

4.Bad smelly weaves.

Yes,i said it!A weave is no pregnancy that it should last a whole 9 months before it’s changed!I prefer natural hair or neatly plaited conrows but if you have to do a weave or human hair,it’s only fair you have it for 2 weeks tops!Men hate that shit:especially when it’s rained on,damn!I can even see you holding your nose.nasty!

5.S3x on the first date.

I should have started with this one!It’s an absolute no!no!Women have a grace period of 90 days but ts no rule;i mean it’s your p#ssy you can dish it out how you want but if you want a life time partner,trust me,take your time.Not too long though.Let’s face it,s3x is usually the climax of a relationship.We could call it the honey moon period..And yes, there are a few minutes of extreme bliss while you are engaged in great s3x. But after that, all you have to look forward to is a series of fights and compromises and a 90% chance of breaking up.

Aint hating but Blac Chyna Went Out IN THE HOT SUN The Other Day . . . And Her B#TT STARTED MELTING!!!! (LOL)…Literally!

No,like seriously take a close look at her @ss,looks like there is a valley between her thigh and @ss.On the other hand,Amber Rose is S3y as f#ck!She needs to teach Chyna a few lessons.

This D!rty Habit Could Be Turning Men Off to Marriage…….

Dudes’ X-rated online habits could be keeping them from becoming husbands, according to a new study published in Germany’s The Institute for the Study of Labor.

For the study, researchers analyzed survey data collected between 2000 and 2004 from 1,512 American men, ages 18 to 35, about their Internet usage. The researchers looked into how many hours the guys spent online and whether they had gone online to watch p0rn in the last 30 days. Then, the researchers measured the correlation between those two factors and the marriage rates of the participants.

After controlling for the men’s age, religion, income, and other variables, the researchers discovered a negative relationship between time spent online and marriage rates and an even stronger negative relationship between online p0rn usage and marriage rates.

Though the researchers don’t say that p0rn is causing marriage rates to take a dive, they do write that this study is evidence that there is a strong association between X-rated viewing and not tying the knot.So what could be so awesome about p0rn that it makes men postpone or rethink getting serious with a human instead of a computer? In their study, the authors suggest that p0rn might fulfill a dude’s $exual desires whenever he wants so he doesn’t feel like he has to get married to satisfy that need.Interesting argument, huh? Then again, there’s also a good possibility that the survey results turned out the way they did because married men just watch less Internet p0rn than single guys. This study doesn’t rule that out. Plus, anytime scientists use self-reported data, there’s always a chance that many of the participants could be underestimating or overestimating their answers.

Not to mention, while this study seems to imply that p0rn can be a detriment to IRL relationships, $exy fl!cks can also spice up a relationship. In fact, a survey released this year found that 59 percent of women have watched p0rn during $ex—here are three reasons to watch p0rn with your partner.

MAN MAKES LOVE TO A DONKEY IN THE STREETS AFTER SNIFFING COCAINE!

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How $ex Affects Your Likelihood of Getting Sick…….

If you’ve been feeling under the weather lately, you might expect your doctor to recommend eating your vegetables, loading up on fitamin C, and drinking more water. But what if he told you to have more $ex, dumb it down, and watch p0rn? Huh? Crazy as it sounds, that’s exactly what my doctor prescribed for me recently.

As someone who can’t name all nine Supreme Court judges or instantly recall who the fifth president of the United States was, imagine my surprise when my doctor told me, “You’re too smart. It’s making you sick.”

“Too smart?” Right…my thoughts exactly. I write about $ex and relationships, not quantum physics.

But here’s the situation: I live a healthy lifestyle. I eat organic, don’t smoke, drink only socially, and exercise regularly. Yet I get the flu, tonsillitis, strep throat, or bronchitis several times a year. My doctor explained that the body needs sleep to repair itself every night, and if you don’t get those necessary eight hours of Zs, it can weaken your immune system and make you more susceptible to catching these pesky viruses.He then went on to explain that the reason I’m nocturnally challenged is because intelligent, creative, and successful people often have a hard time “turning off their brains” at night. “You need to dumb it down,” my internist told me with a straight face. Say what?

“Your brain needs a break to get into sleep mode,” he continued. “Try some mindless, relaxing activities, like $ex.”

(What if you’re already battling a cold or flu bug? We’ve got answers on whether you should have $ex when you’re sick.)Not quite sure if my doctor was just being funny, I called in the experts to corroborate or refute this diagnosis and treatment plan.

“Yes, it does have some validity to it,” says Frank Lawlis, Ph.D., the director of psychological testing for American Mensa. “Intelligent people tend to said get their immunity system compromised through their lack of sleep and stress. I wouldn’t call it dumbing down, but doing more meditation and more relaxing activities that are not intellectually stressful.”

Alon Avidan, director of Sleep Disorders Center, also thinks my doctor is at least partially correct. “Being intelligent and having a high IQ has nothing to do with our ability to fall asleep,” he says. “But, the second part is true. There is a lot of data now linking immune function and sleep. You can be healthy, a vegetarian, and exercise, but if you don’t get sleep, it’s as if you’re having a Big Mac every single day.”

WTF!! Benefits of S3men to you……

You’ll be surprised by the impact of this sticky substance on your health!
A study, recently published by Dutch psychologists, showed that when women are $exually ar0used, their disgust tolerance increases — not just regarding $ex, but across the board. In the study, the ar0used group of women were less disgusted when asked to touch a “bloody” bone (actually it was red ink) or put their hands in a bowl of allegedly used condoms (which were actually not used, but covered in lubricant). The study also contained two other groups of women who were not ar0used.

$eminal plasma (the fluid that provides nutrients and protection for sp3rm, consisting of a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents) may have many health benefits. Yes, you read that correctly — s3men is healthy for you! The alleged benefits of $eminal plasma are activated when a man deposits s3men into a woman’s v@gina. Newer research suggests that the same benefits may be available if the $eminal plasma is swallowed. Some theories even suggest that s3men deposited anally will offer the same benefits.Nature knows what she is doing! Some of the helpful chemicals in $eminal plasma include t3stosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opiod peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin, and norepineprine. Just think, you can get a dose of all that without having to go to the vitamin store! Much of the research in this area is preliminary and needs to be replicated. But I believe more and more empirical research will support these initial findings. If you’ve noticed any of this to be true in your own life, please comment!
1. It’s a natural anti-depressant
2. It’s a natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.

6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated $exual behavior
10. Reduces pain.

Women Who Stay Up Late Have More S3x….See how!

Women who stay up late get laid more than their sun-saluting sisters, says a new study from the University of Chicago. Apparently, that’s because lady night owls tend to have the same “risk-taking propensities” as “risky men” — and night owls of both genders have a lot more casual s3x than their early bird peers, who are busy nesting or something.

The difference, scientists say, is hormones — specifically, co’rtisol. In general, men are known to have higher levels of both cortisol and t3stosterone than women, but researchers found that night-owl ladies have just as much cortisol as men. And high cortisol levels tend to mean high metabolism, high energy, high cognitive function, and high arousability — all traits, the UChicago team suggests, that might cause the night owls to take more risks. Risks like not settling down, and also s3x. Lots of s3x.

As lead author Dario Maestripieri explains, the “night-owl trait” may actually have evolved to help our cavemen ancestors “facilitate short-term mating” outside of their committed relationships. Once the buffalo is hunted and the kids are in bed — that’s when the “social and mating opportunities” really begin. Or at least, that’s Maestripieri’s current hypothesis, supported by the fact that male night owls have twice as many s3x partners as gentleman early birds.

Pretty much, this is good news all around. Early birds tend to commit, and commitment is great. Night owls, meanwhile, tend to have a s3x with a bunch of different people — s3x, too, is great. Everyone dances to the beat of their own circadian rhythm!  And if you’re a night owl and your partner is not, I don’t know, coffee?

This Man Makes a Living Painting Portraits With His P3nis….WATCH THIS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!

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Apparently the newest trend in the arts is painting portraits — with your g3nitals. Last month, a 44-year-old Danish man stunned people by painting Kim Kardashian’s Paper cover with his p3nis, and now there’s the 64-year-old Australian who goes by the name Pricasso.

The “artist,” as I guess I’ll call him, says he decided to immerse himself in the niche market 10 years ago when a Google search showed him that nobody else was involved in p3nis painting. (His Danish competition must not have had a search-optimized website.)

“I’ve always been, you know, like, artistic, like, didn’t think I could actually make money drawing or painting,” Pricasso says. “Now I make a living out of my p3nis.” Dude has quite a career behind him (literally, he also paints with his b#tt) and even has a fascinating Wikipedia page.

The down-there skin is sensitive though, so Pricasso recently started making his own paint to combat irritation. His p3nis-painting repertoire includes portraits of Bart Simpson, Barack Obama, ISIS members receiving o’ral s3x (?), and now, this lucky reporter. Watch him paint her below: VIDEO 2 BELOW

NOT AGAIN; Married Woman Exp0s€d By Gateman (See Shocking Photos)

The woman in the above photo was exp0s€d by her gateman on social media for sacking him from his Job…. SEE THE PH0T0S BEL0W……

Sample: Halima Abubakar Flaunts her Butt [Look]

And one will wonder why men who have her don’t look outside. Lol.

Confessions Of An ASHAWO : Why Men Cheat And What It Can Do To A Person

We all have those intimate feelings of wanting to be loved by someone we can’t have; someone we desire only from a distance, as we secretly get to know him or her from the sidelines. Being a mistress is neither a side job nor an accident. It is an emotional and internal weakness we exhibit when we fail to find someone who lives up to the high standards by which we abide. Therefore, we willingly subject ourselves to this world of cheating.

What is the correct way to handle cheating when you know you are the source of infidelity between a man and his girlfriend. You probably fall for one of two types of men: the one who seeks another woman because he craves something new or the player who can’t sit still. Maybe you find it thrilling that you could become his next girlfriend. Regardless, this man is probably charming, smart and sexy — the type of man with whom you may desire to be, despite his girlfriend who stands in the way. The result is that you are just a number — a weed rather than a rose in his garden of love.

Statistics have shown an increase in male cheating due to a lack of satisfaction or boredom with stable relationships. According to University of Texas Psychology Professor David Buss, who conducted the largest US study on human mating, men crave sexual variety through neurological manipulation. We live in a society in which plastic surgery and growing media effects can affect our attraction to individuals, not just based on personality. Therefore, men feel justified using pathetic excuses for cheating like, “she isn’t what she used to be,” “she doesn’t understand me,” or “it’s thrilling.”

All of this — the of late nights, the sexting and whatnot with the mistress — allows the girlfriend to feel she matters least to everyone involved, which is sad, considering the girlfriend is likely to come out of the situation emotionally scarred the most severely.

Have you ever caught someone cheating? You probably wanted to strangle this person — your heart was racing because you didn’t want to believe it was true. You felt lost within because you didn’t feel good compared to “her.” But as you started to question whether or not your whole relationship was a mistake, you remembered that it wasn’t your fault. You are good enough and the person to whom you were closest compromised your trust. Not only does this not change who you, but it also does not change the fact that you deserve better.

Also, the mistress isn’t the only guilty party. Yes, she is guilty of having a relationship with someone she shouldn’t, but it’s not entirely her fault. Many women choose to enter adulterous relationships for the thrill and challenge, which is only compounded by the fact that the men are unavailable. It can also be a huge confidence boost. These women recognize that they likely won’t marry this man, but they enjoy the gifts — diamonds, flowers and all the luxuries — because it feels like an adventure or a fantasy.

But in the end, everyone loses. The lies pile up, the deception continues and ultimately, the cheater, the mistress and the girlfriend all may end up with nothing.  The entire affair becomes a period of time that must be expunged from memory.

The tangled web is an irreparable mess of devastation — not all fairytales offer a happy ending with a prince.

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YOU ARE THE REASON – The Harsh Truth As To Why You’re Still Single

The concept of finding your “one true love” has ruined relationships and lives of countless individuals. There is a common belief that once you find someone you love, that is where the journey ends. We have been taught by fairytales and romantic movies of sorts that finding someone to love, and finding someone who loves you in return, is where the story ends — the happily-ever-after ending, which has been reiterated throughout history ever since the concept of romantic love was discovered.

Most people are under the illusion that romantic love is something that has roots all the way back to the birth of man, something completely natural. Unfortunately, that isn’t at all true. The concept of love itself has been around for much longer, but romantic love in the form we understand it today — courting and all — has only been around for fewer than 1,000 years.

Instead of being helpful, the concept of love we have is where love-related issues stem from for many of us. You wait for things to be just as “magical” and perfect as they are depicted in chick flicks and romantic novels — it’s not your fault; blame pop culture. Moments in life are only as magical as you make them. Magic isn’t found in actions themselves, but rather, in our interpretation of actions and how that interpretation compares to the expectations we have.

If we expect something otherworldly, but interpret an experience as of this world, then we are bound to be disappointed. Disappointment is the killer of all potential love stories. If we wish to avoid ruining potentially great relationships, we have to tweak the way we see the world, adjust our expectations, understand that relationships require maintenance and understand why we are in a relationship in the first place.

Human beings do require social interaction — that’s a proven fact. If you don’t believe me, talk to any inmate who has been locked up in solitary for too long and has trouble talking or making eye contact of any sort. Likewise, we need to reproduce and improve the likelihood of our species surviving. There is nothing in our genetic makeup that requires us to “fall in love” or to be in love.

Arguably, we may need to love, but being in love and loving are two different things entirely. We associate being in love with intense emotions that “move us.” Love itself isn’t the same thing — we love our family and friends, but we are not in love with them. What’s the differentiating factor in types of love? In a nutshell, it’s sex.

“I love you, but I’m not in love with you.” Who hasn’t either heard or recited that statement in the past? I’m going to assume that most of you have been in this sort of situation before, either handing out or receiving this metaphorical kick to the gut. What is the first thing that goes when you begin to feel that you may be “falling out of love”? The sex. The sex loses its excitement and wonder, and then both parties begin to question whether or not they are still in love. Do you really love your partner if you don’t want to hump his or her brains out all day like you used to? No. But that’s only because being in love is basically an illusion. A very exciting, moving, almost magical illusion, but an illusion nonetheless. Love isn’t something that enters or leaves you. It’s a way of thinking; it’s a belief and it’s a choice.

If you haven’t found love, you can only blame yourself. Maybe you haven’t met the right type of person (notice I said “type of person” and not “person”), but it’s much more likely that you haven’t really tried. You likely find traits you don’t like about people and strike those prospects off your list as not being “right” for you. You don’t love every little thing about someone; therefore, you can’t love that person, right? Ridiculous.

I’m not arguing that you can fall for just about anyone, but it’s certain that you have passed up at least a handful of potentially beneficial relationships along the way. What’s even more likely is that you gave up on a great love story because you didn’t feel that things felt the way they should. You pictured your love life being everlastingly intense.

I’ve made that mistake before. We all have. It’s okay, though, because you have to learn to love. Loving someone romantically is not a natural occurrence, but it is something that can be learned. It takes time, patience and practice. It takes knowing yourself and knowing what you want out of life. What purpose do you have for being in a relationship? If the relationship isn’t beneficial, then it’s wasteful.

Being alone is almost always completely your own fault. You always have a choice that can be made. You can choose to make things work. You can choose to give people a try. You can choose to spend more time getting to know yourself so that when you do find someone worth your time, you’ll be better prepared for it. But chances are, you don’t. Chances are that you sit there and hope that your love story will fall into your lap just as it does in all those fictional stories fed by society. You hope that the relationship will work seamlessly and that there won’t be any ups and downs. Let me ask you this: How exciting is a steady relationship with no slumps or peaks?

Just about as exciting as running on a treadmill. It’s not trying to avoid these ups and downs that’s important; it’s learning to navigate through the slumps to get back to those peaks. If you wanted to be in a decent relationship, you could be in one tomorrow — not a great one, but a decent one. Chemistry, unfortunately, isn’t quite as easy to find, but also not as difficult as one may think. If you’re in a densely populated area and you set your mind to having a great relationship, it can be done. The only question is: Are you ready for it?

I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband

This is the story of my life: I am not a loose woman. I am just a woman who loves her husband very much and didn’t want to lose him. I just did what I had to do to save my marriage even though I feel guilty sometimes. It was not easy but I slept with my driver so that I could give my husband a child, but instead, God gave me twins, a boy and a girl.

I was married to Philip for eight years. We had no child. “The worst was that I never got pregnant even for a day.” His mother became so impatient that she started breathing down my neck as she gave me no breathing space at all. She moved in to live with us and practically made my life unbearable – in my matrimonial home.

I cannot drink water and drop the cup because she must insult me. It got to a point that she stopped eating my food because, according to her, I should be feeding my children so that they would grow healthy and stronger and not her. “Monica, if you had children, you are supposed to be feeding them with all these food so that they would grow healthy and strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all these nonsense you call food. Take them away and give me grandchildren,” she would scream.

Even after she had left, I could still hear those insults in my head so I decided to take a bold step – I seduced and slept with our driver…

Before then, my mother-in-law also stopped talking to me, however, the only time she talks to me is when she wants to insult me and remind me of how less a woman I was.

Philip and I love each other so much that he stood by me despite all his mother did or said to frustrate me to leave him. We visited different specialists and they all certified us medically alright. I have visited churches, held vigils and even fasted for days, drank various concoctions of varied colours and combinations all in the name of getting pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop humiliating me yet I couldn’t get pregnant.

At a point, I stopped coming out of my bedroom because it was obvious my mother-in-law had vowed to frustrate me out of her son’s home. Most times, I just stayed in my bedroom and either cries, pray, think and then sleep off because I was scared of his mother confronting me. To make things worse, she sent away the house help because she said, “You don’t need any house help because there are no children to take care of. Take care of your house yourself and stop wasting my son’s hard earned money.”

It was just the three of us living at home, “God, I was always so terrified even when I hear her voice from a distance.” It is so agonizing to say this but my husband usually pleads with me to come out of the room and this makes him feel so sad especially those times I refuse because I don’t want to come face-to-face with his mother. When her troubles became too unbearable, Philip practically threw her out of the house just to make me feel safe and comfortable in my own home.

Okon is a young man in his late 20’s. He is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but because he could not get a good paying job, he opted to become a driver. I promised to get him a good job if he sleeps with me just once but I never disclosed the reason for this. However, Okon thought I just wanted to cheat on my husband with him. I planned it during my ovulation so that I could get pregnant, although it was not easy sleeping with another man. I knew I was betraying my husband but I saw it as a necessary action. After a month, I discovered that I was pregnant. So, as promised I got a job for Okon in a friend’s company where he started earning almost N150,000 per month. When I told Philip that I was pregnant, he was so excited. “Sweetheart, God has finally answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I revealed.

When I was five months pregnant, he informed his mother and she immediately returned to the house. She pampered me like a baby and also took good care of me. I never wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law insisted. When I finally did the scan, it showed I was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. My mother- in-law and husband were extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled. “God thank you for compensating me with a set of twins after eight years of barrenness,” I muttered.

When the twins were born, the girl took ill for some time. It took a while before she fully recovered after several treatments and this got me worried. Philip and I insisted that blood test be carried out on them to determine their blood group and genotype and then came the shocking revelation. The doctor informed us that although their blood groups are both A, however, their genotypes are AS for the girl and AA for the boy meanwhile Philip and I are both AA. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me up because I felt Philip would ask questions but to my surprise, he did not. He just said, “Sweetheart, lets go home. We have had quite a long day, you and my babies need to rest.”

Three months later, he held me closely and said:
“Monica, don’t be scared. I don’t want to know who the father of the twins is. I know whatever you did, you did to save our marriage and I am very proud of you. I promise to always love you and my babies. I promise this will be a secret between us. I love you sweetheart. I know we will have our own children someday.” I wept as he wiped my tears with his hands.

I know what I did was wrong but at least my mother-in-law is extremely happy with me, that is all that matters. Although, everyone is happy but I feel guilty that I selfishly used an innocent man to achieve my aim. But before anybody judge me; just put yourself in my shoes and think for a moment what you will do?

- Monica

10 Signs She Will Be Good In Bed

Sometimes, based on certain observations, you can just tell if a woman will be good in bed. Or, more accurately, good in bed with you. You may not always be right, but like so many of The Player’s techniques, observing her body language and sexual signals closely will help you at least improve your odds of getting what you’re looking for — a good time.

Below you’ll find a few things you should look out for.

She’s a good kisser
It takes all kinds. If you like the way she kisses you, then she’s good for you.

She’s a good dancer
Even if you’re not, the way she moves her body vertically may be an indicator of her horizontal skills.

She’s flexible
She could be a yoga instructor, a ballerina, a contortionist… basically, these allow for more possibilities in bed.

She gives seductive looks

Maybe she cocks an eyebrow, or offers other flirtatious or coy looks. Hell, maybe she’s undressing you with her eyes. A woman’s regard is the most important indicator — of her intentions, her anticipation, and her confidence, which is directly related to her skill. Both the amount of eye contact she offers and the type are important.

She enjoys tasting her food

You won’t always get a chance to see a woman work over an ice cream cone or provide some other obvious oral showcase. Still, whenever things are going in her mouth, she has an opportunity to employ the oldest of sexual metaphors. What does she do with this situation? Does she handle/cut up the food daintily? Does she put it in her mouth sensually? Animalistically? Absent-mindedly? Does she chew like a lady, or like a dog? Does she even seem aware of the messages she’s conveying, like it or not? If not, she may not be interested in you in a sexual way.

She talks about sex

She often makes sexual references and discusses what she likes/does in bed. If she does it too much, however, she may be overcompensating, and could just be a tease. Does she seem to know what she’s talking about? The important thing is that she be open to talking about it, or better yet (because it’s more subtle), that sexual innuendo not put her off.

She doesn’t talk too much

Loosely speaking, I’ve noticed a bit of an inverse correlation between chattiness and bedroom skills. That is, they might be more used to impressing with their words than their actions, or may even be consciously trying to compensate for one with the other. Quieter women, on the other hand, are often demons in the sack. They prefer to express themselves non-verbally… although they get vocal when you get them in the right spot. Put another way, if the woman won’t be quiet, do you want to deal with that during foreplay, or especially after run-of-the-mill sex?

What she suggests as a date

This applies if you’ve taken down her number and then arrange a date with her. A woman who is not afraid to go to a bar where there’s dancing probably has more confidence, for example. Likewise for a woman who suggests something unconventional for a date. If she suggests something more platonic, like lunch, she’s deliberately taking it slow because she’s still uncomfortable — with you, with herself, or some combo thereof.

She’s touchy-feely

If she initiates physical contact or reciprocates yours, she understands that the earlier you start the sexual vibe, the more time tension has to build, and the bigger the eventual release. She may touch your shoulder, caress your arm and/or hold your hand when she leans in close and talks to you.

She works out

Physical conditioning is fundamental to good sex. It affects stamina, position possibilities and, of course, physical confidence. After physical chemistry, probably the biggest factor that goes into whether you’ll have good sex with someone is the physical shape you’re both in. After all, it’s not only for aesthetic reasons that men today admire tight abs and strong thighs in a woman.

Read a woman’s signs

Even if a woman gives off a sexual vibe in any of the ways mentioned here, remember that these are just signs, not foolproof clues toward a single, invariable rating of her sexual skills. Also remember that what works for one guy isn’t always another guy’s cup of tea.

Every woman is an individual, using (or not using) these signs in different ways and combinations to paint a portrait of her libido and the skills behind it. Therefore, use the signs with caution, as they offer no guarantee of a good time for you personally.

Only experience will tell you what kind of experience you like in others