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Kenyans celebrated the beginning of the New Year differently. Some drank themselves silly, others danced themselves lame and others sang themselves hoarse at keshas (night vigils). However, a certain Nyakundi, a former councilor in the defunct Kisii Municipal Council and now a Member of the County Assembly (MCA), took things to a whole new level when he decided to have ‘gland-to-gland’ combat with a married woman in a bush, a few metres from his home.
Upon being busted, the MCA is said to have bolted at maximum speed in the nude to save face. Villagers who witnessed the scandalous incident, in Mosocho division, are still reeling from shock. The politician, well known for his philandering ways, is now on the lips of many with the story running up and down the village grapevine. It all began when a woman going to fetch water at a river heard strange noises emanating from a thicket. And out of curiosity, she moved closer only to stumble upon the politician engrossed in the ‘act of rod’ with the woman, whom the buster says looked old enough to be someone’s wife. When the two love birds discovered that they had been busted, they unceremoniously disbanded the ‘amorous congress’, scampered and ran helter-skelter, disappearing into a nearby maize plantation, leaving behind their clothes. Spoiling bush party After spoiling the bush party, the buster proceeded to confiscate the clothes from the crime scene as she raised the alarm. The villagers responded and made a beeline for the scene armed with all manner of crude weapons, thinking it was a case of robbery only to discover it was a mheshimiwa having an ‘amorous congress’ with a woman in a thicket. The buster narrated to the crowd what had happened and produced the clothes as evidence, leaving the villagers in stitches. “Aiga nao baraire! (I found them sleeping here),” said the woman. As some of the villagers laughed their heads off, others shook their heads in disbelief and shame, wondering why a respectable man of the MCA’s calibre would romp a woman in a bush Some locals suspected he chose the bush for fear of being noticed at a lodging, seeing as he is a public figure. Details of the disgraceful incident spread like a bush fire and the politician is reported to be shying away from the public. “This is shameful. How could a man of his stature stoop so low. There are so many lodgings in town. Is he that broke?” a villager was heard saying. Details on how the politician made it home naked are scanty. Nobody knows what transpired at his home. It is suspected that he managed to sneak back there through the backdoor without anybody noticing since his family members seem unaware of the incident. He has however, been missing at most of the entertainment spots he is known to frequent. The first and last time he was spotted at the local market he claimed he had been unwell and asked them to remember him in their prayers for evil spirits were haunting him.
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