1. s3x where you leave and go home right after because you like your bed more than this guy. The s3x was fine and everything, but you have a pillow top mattress and he has ... whatever this is.
2. s3x that is so good you feel angry that all past s3xual experiences weren't that good. How did I not know orgasms like this were possible? Cursed exes!
3. Period s3x. Because you've finally realized no one cares about your period and it doesn't matter.
4. Dictatorship s3x. After years of being timid and shy about communicating what feels good and what doesn't, you tell him exactly what you want and accept no substitutes. And it feels awesome.
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5. "How are you this old and still so bad at this?" s3x. When "well, maybe he doesn't know any better" starts getting ridiculous because he is 29, come on.
6. s3x in a comfortable bed. This is so amazing and it will actually almost make up for every time you had s3x on an air mattress years earlier.
7. s3x on incredibly nice sheets. Did you ever notice anyone's sheets in your early 20s? No? That's probably because they didn't feel like heaven and these do.
