Things To Say During Se'x: A Helpful Chart

This amazing chart created back in 2008 by comedian and artist Doogie Horner is going viral again, and for good reason.
We could all use a refresher on what works and doesn't work when it comes to pillow talk.
Memorize this entire chart (click to enlarge)

UPDATE: This post has been updated with a revised, more thorough version of the chart sent to us by the artist.